zeldathemes

The title of this blog is a lie I actually have the emotional range of an ocean
emotional range of a teaspoon

cooknut:

follow me, i’m a good reblogger

fulllblownrose:

It’s too hot *opens window* in comes 20 flies, 8 spiders, 17 daddy long legs, 50 moths, 3 dragons and 12 Jehovah’s witnesses.

thymegaforeskin:

I almost died at this one

thymegaforeskin:

I almost died at this one

topclassbitchfromthefuture:

screaming screaming SCREAMING

hoganddice:

takethethirdoption:

I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.

"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"

This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.

science-geek:

oatmeal:

Today, illustrated.  More comics here.

This is my entire summer in a single picture

science-geek:

oatmeal:

Today, illustrated.  

More comics here.

This is my entire summer in a single picture

science-geek:

cute-overload:

"Pudding" is a resident Fox at the National Fox Welfare Society, as he’s too friendly to be released back to the wild.http://cute-overload.tumblr.com

science-geek:

cute-overload:

"Pudding" is a resident Fox at the National Fox Welfare Society, as he’s too friendly to be released back to the wild.
http://cute-overload.tumblr.com

katara:

98% of my life is ????? with a little ¿¿¿¿¿

bubonickitten:

image

the authors of this textbook were clearly high as a kite when they wrote this chapter

my dog: heavy sigh
me: same

nonlinear-nonsubjective:

science-geek:

TRU FAX!

science-geek:

TRU FAX!