zeldathemes

The title of this blog is a lie I actually have the emotional range of an ocean
emotional range of a teaspoon

ammit420:

diarrhea-princess:

People who drink milk gross me tf out

*headbutts this post and it shatters into a million pieces cuz it got weak ass bones*

monetizeyourcat:

a tough opponent

monetizeyourcat:

a tough opponent

queenofthemindpalace:

lonelytreestump:

My girlfriend sneezed and I accidentally said shut the fuck up instead of saying bless you

how do you accidentally say shut the fuck up

landorus:

my #1 turn on is fast downloading

aimso:

Apparently how people feel after waking up from naps.

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How I feel after waking up from naps.

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i-have-a-vagina-just-saying:

damn tigger whats your damage

i-have-a-vagina-just-saying:

damn tigger whats your damage

trogdorthe-burninator:

daves-applejuice:

qodtiers:

i fucking looked up eggs with legs and i’m

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why are they in a cage?

otherwise they’ll eggscape

unshaped:

"you can’t copy my homework because our teacher will know that you copied it from me"

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egg-rolls:

my hobbies include being right and petting other peoples cats

plasmalogical:

there’s no part of this i don’t love

candlemass-snapback:

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candlemass-snapback:

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hotboyproblems:

secret talent: i know every line to all the high school musical movies and songs