People who drink milk gross me tf out
*headbutts this post and it shatters into a million pieces cuz it got weak ass bones*
The title of this blog is a lie I actually have the emotional range of an ocean
My girlfriend sneezed and I accidentally said shut the fuck up instead of saying bless you
how do you accidentally say shut the fuck up
Apparently how people feel after waking up from naps.
How I feel after waking up from naps.
damn tigger whats your damage
i fucking looked up eggs with legs and i’m
why are they in a cage?
otherwise they’ll eggscape
"you can’t copy my homework because our teacher will know that you copied it from me"
my hobbies include being right and petting other peoples cats
there’s no part of this i don’t love