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The title of this blog is a lie I actually have the emotional range of an ocean
It’s too hot *opens window* in comes 20 flies, 8 spiders, 17 daddy long legs, 50 moths, 3 dragons and 12 Jehovah’s witnesses.
screaming screaming SCREAMING
I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.
"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"
This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.
More comics here.
This is my entire summer in a single picture
"Pudding" is a resident Fox at the National Fox Welfare Society, as he’s too friendly to be released back to the wild.
98% of my life is ????? with a little ¿¿¿¿¿
the authors of this textbook were clearly high as a kite when they wrote this chapter